With her painted white finish, sparkly vintage metal gear eyes, and perky, quirky tail, this sassy swine is guaranteed to add a spark of humor and whimsy to any kitchen! She's made from 95% recycled products and sports a "punny" quote referencing our favorite pig byproduct, bacon. Sporting her own hanging hardware, all she needs is a nail and hammer to feature her psychological dilemma on your wall. Whenever you want kitchen solitude, there's no need for words. Just point to the pig, grab fistfuls of your hair in tufts, roll your eyes in crazy circles, let some spittle run down your chin, and watch the kitchen clear!
Frugal Posh, LTD home décor items are made from responsibly sourced pallet wood and recycled hardware when possible. The unique characteristics and imperfections of pallet wood are preserved while removing any rough spots that could mar your delicate hands. All finishes are as smooth as a baby’s bottom, water-based, and, if cared for properly, will last a lifetime (not guaranteed-I don’t know what you do when I’m not looking!). Even though I am a hippie about our environment, sometimes new wood or hardware is a necessity for durability. Structure, strength, and integrity are foremost considerations when I build anything for you. I sure hope you like it-because it’s going to last a loooong time!
L or W = 23"
H = 13"
D = 1"
Weight = 4 lbs
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
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